Strong Buy: Tongue Scraper

Seriously, why don't these get more hype.  Does everybody already have one and assume they are universally used or does this product just suffer from a horrible name which has kept it from reaching the tipping point.?  An omniscient friend enlightened me and now I would pay ten times the scraper's $3 price.  It should change your life immediately, but if not wait until the morning after a boozefest and prepare to be shaken.